1)
Does Hashem get hungry?!
1.
Radak: If I were like a person, who becomes hungry, "I would not tell you [to feed Me,] for the entire land is Mine."
2.
Malbim: Really, eating does not apply to Me. Even if you can picture that I become hungry, I would not need to tell you to offer a Korban Todah and fulfill your vow, so I will have what to eat.